Google Maps Location.

One of these ubiquitous stinky kelp forests, next to that stinky unique petrified forest in Curio Bay, Southland. As a rule of thumb: the more horizontal, the more it is a kiwi forest. Some very weird form of tall poppy syndrome?

Google Maps Location (well, as close as Google went).

Update: totally unfair… kelp is super beautiful: Wikipedia – Kelp.