The Best of Ugly New Zealand – North Island
10:32 pm, 20 February 2012
Tags:
Architecture,
Auckland,
Bay of Plenty,
Corrugated Steel,
Fence,
Fountains,
Fruit,
Kiwi,
Landscape,
Monstrosities,
North Island,
Parks,
Rain,
Sheep,
Signs,
Vintage,
Weather,
Wellington,
Whakatane
People, I’m slowly running a bit low on new material. That means…
1. Time for our gazillions millions thousands quite a few dunno, maybe a couple dozen? three friends to send new material, puh-leese!
2. Time for cheap reruns of lukewarm oldies: let’s start with a lovingly complied collection of the “Best of Ugly New Zealand Edition North Island (BOUNZENI)”. Sounds a bit like a hungarian car brand, if you ask me.
Keep calm, Dunners, I’ll follow up with the “Best of the South” these days.
The Beauty of Cuba Street’s Back

News from our reader Caroline Glass: still Wellington, but this time the fenced back of Cuba Street.
Caroline’s concrete symphony for 3 bicyclists can be found here. Thanks again, Caroline!
Google Maps Location (well, reasonably close)
Photo © 2012 Caroline Glass.
Borg Mall 3 – The Tomb of Doom

I have a hunch that Rachel Tallon isn’t entirely happy with the Westfield mall shopping center in Lower Hutt:
“A monstrosity that suddenly appeared in my home town a few years ago. Shaped like a Borg ship, with as much character, this imposing monolithic structure stands as a windowless monument to consumerism. (…)
Dull grey boxes plonked on top of a stress-inducing carpark, this rectangular tomb of doom to your credit card is now the heart of my town.”
But hey, just a hunch. Don’t miss the other instalments of the series:
Photo © 2011 Rachel Tallon, Lower Hutt
The Beauty of Wellington’s Backs

Our reader Caroline Glass contributed this visual symphony of 3 bicycles, an unspecified number of cars and heaps of concrete. Thanksalotta, Caroline! Another victim member of our steadily growing “Nest-besmircher Network”.

Google Maps Location
Photo © 2011 Caroline Glass.
The Beauty of Fence Messages

“Somebody used a fence and some pieces of cloth to “write” the sentence “It will all be OK” on a fence in Wellington.”

“Now it was changed to “You are doing OK”. What will come next?”
Another masterpiece from the sensational Kristina D.C. Hoeppner. This time starring the typeface “Fence Sans Serif“ and documenting a message from a higher entidy.
Google Maps Location
Photo Creative Commons (Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic) 2011 Kristina D.C. Hoeppner. Originals here and here.
The Beauty of The Beech

Life’s a beech. This photo, on the contrary, is greet!
Thanks to the breethtaking Emily Walker.
Miniature railway proudly powered by the The Hutt Valley Model Engineering Society, Marine Parade, Petone, Wellington, New Zealand. Every Sunday from 1—4 pm, weather permitting (uh-oh…).
Google Maps Location
Photo Creative Commons (Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic) 2011 Emily Walker. Original here.
The Beauty of Hammers

Whenever european architects mess up so badly that more than a dozen people get injured or killed, they are exiled to New Zealand. Where they do stuff like this.
A big thanks to the bodacious Kristina D.C. Hoeppner for providing all these gems under a Creative Commons license! It feels good to act legally from time to time!
Google Maps Location
Photo Creative Commons (Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic) 2011 Kristina D.C. Hoeppner. Original here.
The Beauty of Cinemas

Today just a simple photo out of a driving parked car. Depicting the Roxy Cinema in Wellington. I really love this kind of photos, they have this mechanical pseudo-objectivsm of Google Street Views.
Jon Rafman has a wonderful essay and a project page about this topic, although he tends to prefer the more spectacular or „meaningful“ motives and leaves out more mundane candidates… – the stuff that feeds this little project here.
Google Maps Location
Photo © 2011 Mike Riversdale. Original here.
The Beauty of Fountains… Returnz!

A fantastic addition to our collection of oddly cropped, dark and heavily zoomed-in fountains. I think fountains and monstrosities are clearly becoming my favorite tags. More fountain fun here, here and here.
Google Maps Location
Photo © 2011 TEL Portfolio. Original here.